Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Yellow plushie!
Life is game!
Life is game!
Play Play Play!
Rrrrrrrr! Rrrrrrrr! Rrrrrrr!
Game! Game!
Rrrrrrr!
Not moving anymore. Rrrrr?
Sniff the plush. Rrrrr?
Shake the plush. Rrrrrrr!
Throw the plush. Rrrrrrrr!
Rrr?
Still no move. Boring plush. Boring boring. Life is game! This is not game. This is boring. I want game!
Sulk sulk.
Oh look! Meaty treat!
Time to eat meaty treat!
Life is game!
Life is game!
Play Play Play!
Rrrrrrrr! Rrrrrrrr! Rrrrrrr!
Game! Game!
Rrrrrrr!
Not moving anymore. Rrrrr?
Sniff the plush. Rrrrr?
Shake the plush. Rrrrrrr!
Throw the plush. Rrrrrrrr!
Rrr?
Still no move. Boring plush. Boring boring. Life is game! This is not game. This is boring. I want game!
Sulk sulk.
Oh look! Meaty treat!
Time to eat meaty treat!
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When plush toys are bad, they get sent to hell. In hell, there lives a poodle:
Satan's Poodle
Experience plushie damnation for yourself, through this hellish journal of a doomed plushStart in the Archives and work your way up
The Damned Plush
Mumphred: Small yellow teddie who foolishly wears his heart on his sleeve.
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Just after I hit the ground, the beast was there, ...
Yellow plushie falling. Falling. Falling. Bouncing...
I claw my way up to the top of the table and stand...
Eventually it leaves me again, damp and gooey. My...
I wake up to find those glowing orange eyes starin...
There is nothing there. Not even the Poodull/Poodl...
Mumphred. Mumphred. Wake up Mumphred. 'Go away.' ...
Uuuurgh. Something is missing. I feel an emptines...
Shit, I nearly drifted off there. Need to stay al...
I can't sleep. I don't feel safe, despite what I ...